Translating Male Speech Patterns

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Boy: “Come over let’s watch Netflix and cuddle.”
What he really means: “let’s cuddle and watch the first five minutes of an episode of hoarders until I get a boner and then I’m gonna poke you with it until we end up having sex to the soundtrack of a man crying because his daughter is making him admit he doesn’t need 17 flathead screwdrivers”