zaynpagnepapi:

zayn liam and jade stop!…………….carry on

craicalaic:

x

spicychimney:

why is it that when someone tells you to chill out the brain’s most immediate response is generally

1. i was chill

2. but now i’m not

all-hail-astro-boy:

suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

femmefatty:

All I can hear/see her saying is “what the fook is broonch?”

Translating Male Speech Patterns

clavid:

Boy: “Come over let’s watch Netflix and cuddle.”
What he really means: “let’s cuddle and watch the first five minutes of an episode of hoarders until I get a boner and then I’m gonna poke you with it until we end up having sex to the soundtrack of a man crying because his daughter is making him admit he doesn’t need 17 flathead screwdrivers”

fourchevrons-blog:

Playing pool at the tattoo parlor 

justkindahappened:

GN: Of all the five of you, who does the most writing?

iadler:

Um, I hope ppl do realize that those pics of Kristen Stewart are clearly taken w/o her consent and whatever her sexuality is or what not, this is still an invasion of her privacy (which she’s always been very protective and vocal abt btw) and this is also the media continuation of outing people out to the public when the person hasn’t even made the choice yet and you should not be reblogging those fyi yeah.